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Author: Analyst

  • A Missing Batman Movie Between Burton’s Films? This Book is Close

    Who remembers that movie in between Batman and Batman Returns that introduced Max Shreck and had Clayface as the villain. No? Well… now it kind of exists.

    If you haven’t read Batman: Resurrection by John Jackson Miller, there are some minor spoilers ahead.

    Batman: Resurrection is set between the two Burton films. Bruce and Vicki Vale (the love interest from the 1989 movie) are still sort of together, and Gotham is recovering from the Smilex gas attack in the first film. That attack is how this story’s Clayface comes into existence. He begins as a Smilex victim in a coma on a dodgy ward in Gotham Hospital — a dodgy ward with an even dodgier doctor, but going too far into that would drift into spoiler territory.

    We also get a plot involving Clayface cosplaying the Joker, which anyone who played the Arkham games or watched the animated movie may find familiar.

    What doesn’t work quite as well are lines like “Batman thought.” This is why I think superhero stories are best suited to visual mediums — comics or film — where internal monologue doesn’t feel quite so clunky.

    So where does this sit? It has that “empathise with the baddie” streak of the Burton movies. In my mind, this book would have made a great straight‑to‑VHS film slotted between the two movies. The Clayface/Joker switch would have allowed a Jack Nicholson sound‑alike to step in, and some of the fight scenes feel like they’d work best in animated form.

    It’s that kind of easy read. Not essential by any means, but fun.

  • Atari Set 1.4 Adventure

    Retro Reaction in ZX Spectrum colours

    When you think of the Atari 2600, the games that immediately come to mind are those high‑score chase titles. Some of which we’ve looked at right here. I always think of space games — shooters like Asteroids.

    Six years before Link wore the green hat, and thirty‑five years before the White Wolf perfected an open‑world game, the dot on the Atari screen that represented you started it all.

    Here’s a game I knew of — one I think I had as a child but never understood. This is a game where you really do need to read the manual first. Your goal is to retrieve a magical chalice from the black castle and bring it back to the gold castle.

    There are dragons that look a bit like seahorses, keys to the castles, and a bridge if I remember rightly. It didn’t look much like a bridge, and as with so many other 2600 games, your imagination — and the iconic box artwork — are doing the heavy lifting. I’ve never had a problem with that.

    This game was also one of the first where things happened off‑screen. Which brings me to a villain who belongs in the boss hall of fame right alongside Robotnik and Bowser: that darn bat.

    The bat can take things off you and put things near you. Doesn’t sound boss‑like? So you’re progressing in your quest… here comes this guy again to steal the key from you. Wandering through the maze? He’s back, with a dragon in tow — and guess where he’s dropping it.

    When you finally get that chalice and make the dash back to the gold castle… Guess who’s going to show up.

    Adventure can be played today on Evercade , and Atari 50

  • Atari Set 1.3 — Food Fight (Atari 7800)

    Retro Reaction in ZX Spectrum colours

    This is another recent discovery thanks to the Evercade. I had a friend with an Atari 7800 back in the day. However, being too young to understand, we all assumed it was just a newer version of the 2600. After all, most of my friend’s games were Atari 2600 titles. It was the Wii U / Wii thing years earlier.

    You could forgive us for thinking this. In the UK, only 59 games saw release for Atari’s 7800 system. By comparison, there were around 200 games for the 2600. That black plastic box under my friend’s TV had more in common, power‑wise, with a Nintendo than an Atari. It could be seen as a victim of the American games crash or simply a missed opportunity. As we’ve seen with other systems though, the 7800 is not dead.

    On to Food Fight. Really simple. Guide Charley—who, in my mind, gives off Dennis the Menace vibes—to the ice cream cones while avoiding the angry army of chefs. You can pick up and throw food at them, which temporarily eliminates them and scores you some points. There are also holes to avoid in the kitchen. Make it to the ice cream and you win the round. Get hit by food and you lose a life. Yes, it’s another high‑score chase game.

    It’s all on one screen, and planning your route around the chefs reminded me a lot of games like Pac‑Man. It also has a fun action replay after so many levels, where it plays some music and shows your performance.

    Why the 7800 version for me over the arcade? Well, thanks to Atari 50, I’ve played the arcade version—and it’s harder. Arcades were designed to take your cash as fast as possible. The 7800 version, for me, strikes the balance. The graphics might, at a push, be slightly toned down, but it’s the gameplay that counts here.

  • Time Bomb Quantum: Death and Taxes

    In 2024, the small indie comic label Time Bomb produced a bimonthly British sci‑fi anthology comic called Quantum.

    Up until then, Smith’s was where I went for Batman reprints. But with the Batman Panini reprints cancelled (again), I gave Quantum a go. For a while, I loved heading into WH Smiths and finding the latest issue wasn’t out yet — going back later in the month… but you knew when it was in. Some of these stories were completely different to what I was used to reading.

    I’m sure we’ll come back to a few stories from the anthology, but here’s one that stood out.

    Death and Taxes, in issues 4 and 5. Written by Katie Cunningham with art from Tom Newell. The main premise: what if we achieved immortality, but the government owned your body after death — making the undead work forever.

    It feels like a play on real life, where we all work for the majority of our lives in the hope of eventually receiving some peace in retirement. I also remember looking at our UK government at the time (though it applies to them all) and thinking… I wouldn’t put it past them.

    The main character, Blodd, is written incredibly well in my opinion. She feels layered without being over‑explained. The tone of the story is dark and serious, particularly in contrast to some of the more out‑there sci‑fi stories in the book. Sadly, it only ran for two parts — but as a concept, it was terrifying.

  • Atari Set 1.2 Quantum

    Retro Reaction in ZX Spectrum colours

    This week’s Reaction is a gem I discovered later via the Atari 50 collection. Programmed by Betty Ryan (who later worked on the 2600 version of Pole Position), it’s set in space and it’s a high‑score chase. But that’s where the similarities to a lot of the other big hits end.

    The aim in this 1982 arcade game is to score points by drawing circles around particles. But if a particle or a baddie touches your line before the circle is complete, you lose a life. In the arcade, this was all done using a trackball controller.

    I never saw one of these machines out in the wild, and to my knowledge it didn’t receive a home port at the time — leaving it largely off the radar. Which is a shame, because I had a fun time playing this one.

    I have to wonder if that trackball setup was the reason home ports never happened. Drawing circles with the original 2600 joystick may not have been an easy task.

    It seems Atari are aware of its quality, as they released a remake — Quantum Recharged — playable on modern systems.

    To play Quantum today, it’s included in the Atari 50 Collection, with the remake also available on console and PC.

    But that word Quantum… we’re not done with it this week. Because over on the Off Page blog, we’re looking at Quantum — the comic from Time Bomb.

    Right here next time, it’s Food Fight for the Atari 7800 as the Atari Set rolls on.

  • Wake up — it’s time to leave Dreamland

    Wake up — it’s time to leave Dreamland

    a spaceship above the world with title

    Last week, my brother finally got bitten by the nostalgia bug. He was about to buy a PlayStation on eBay.
    “Why?” I asked. “Yours is still in my attic.”

    So it was — though it took some finding. Eventually I unearthed it in a travel case, alongside an artifact that genuinely shook me.

    The artifact in question? A Super Mario Bros. alarm clock from 1992. Mario looks like he’s been at the mushrooms a little more than usual, and somehow, despite not seeing this thing for at least 20 years, the LED display was still lit.

    Back in the day, this clock came with an instruction manual printed in size‑zero font. You practically needed a PhD to set the alarm correctly. More than once, at 2am, it would wake my entire family with the theme from SMB3 and the yell of:
    “Wake up — it’s time to leave Dreamland!”

    This clock had sat in the attic for two decades, quietly ticking away the seconds, minutes, hours, and days of my life. Once, when that alarm went off, I was at school — and had mistakenly stolen the line guides. (Still sorry, Mr Welton.)

    For now, Mario sits in my spare room, perched on top of the Nintendo. Waiting.

    Because you never know when it’ll be time to leave Dreamland.

  • Barry Gibbons Is SpaceMan

    The biggest news from this past week: guest blogger Barry Gibbons’ TimeWarped makes its debut right here on Beware The Spaceman.

    Barry begins his unreliable narrations by looking back at his time in the scout group and asking questions about the importance of measured achievements.

    Elsewhere on the site, we’re in full Atari mode as Retro Reaction takes a look at Missile Command for the Atari 2600, and Forever 80s dives into the previously unreleased Aquaventure, also on the Atari 2600.

  • Aquaventure Atari’s Lost Treasure

    Aquaventure Atari’s Lost Treasure

    Cassette tape with title

    Remember that scuba‑diving game from 1983 on the Atari 2600? No? That’s because it wasn’t officially released until 2022 — though it did sneak onto a few official retro collections before that.

    And as we’ll be covering, Atari is not dead in 2026.

    So how does this underwater adventure play? Pretty well, actually. You dive down to collect points from the sea floor — a sea floor that keeps getting deeper — then race back to the surface within a set time limit. Rather than admire the fish, our scuba diver can shoot them for points.

    There’s a catch, though. When you shoot the fish, they return faster, and if you collide with one, you lose a life. It’s a classic high‑score chaser.

    So why wasn’t it released back then? Most likely it was a casualty of the Video Game Crash — an event that mostly affected the American market. Here in the UK, games continued to thrive as the home‑computer scene exploded with names like the ZX Spectrum and the Commodore. Machines that are also not dead in 2026. More on those as we press ahead.

    So where does Aquaventure sit? Would it have set the world alight in 1983? Well… possibly not. But it would have been another addictive score‑chaser for the 2600, one with a refreshingly different setting too.

  • Atari Set 1.1 Missile Command

    Atari Set 1.1 Missile Command

    The threat of nuclear war is maybe an odd concept for a video game. In Missile Command you’re trying to stop your bases being hit by incoming missiles. The year is 1981, and this is the 2600 version.

    In true 2600 fashion it’s a high‑score chaser. There’s a story about two opposing planets, it’s in the manual but really doesn’t matter in play. Let’s be honest — the game is a reflection of the Cold War.

    I’ve played the arcade version and found the controls awkward, probably because I used an Evercade and later a PS4 controller. The arcade cabinet really needed its trackball.

    The 2600 version, though… well, it’s not much to look at. The vector‑style graphics — especially the explosion when you die — remind me of the flashes of colour I get with migraines. The box art is fantastic, but in‑game your imagination is doing the heavy lifting. Look past that and you’ve got a very playable take on the arcade machine. My favourite, actually.

    Gameplay is simple: shoot down the missiles before they blow up your bases. They get faster and faster as the game goes on.

    Is this up there with Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, and Pac‑Man? I think so. It’s one I came to later in life rather than at release. It’s almost the reverse of Space Invaders — you’re defending your base instead of shooting down aliens.

    If you want to play this classic today, it’s easy to find: Evercade Atari 1 (now Legacy), Atari 50 on all major platforms, and the Antstream Arcade service.

  • First Party Atari

    Retro Reaction in ZX Spectrum colours

    The Atari 2600 was technically the second generation of video game consoles, but for many it was the first system they ever owned. Its importance in the history of video games can’t be overstated. It made video games mainstream and, more importantly, it was my favourite toy.

    Ours was the wood‑panelled machine in the kitchen, hooked up to a black‑and‑white TV. I had classics like Pac‑Man and Frostbite. But as my earliest memories were forming in the late ’80s and early ’90s, finding 2600 games “in the wild” was becoming difficult.

    Then one day we switched it on, there was a pop, and the smell of electrical burning. The 2600 was no more. That very same day, Blue Peter declared it a collector’s item.

    With Reaction back, we’re celebrating Atari across the blogs.
    Here’s what’s coming up as we look at first‑party Atari titles.
    All of these games are (thankfully) accessible today through a variety of modern systems.

    1.1 Mission Command — Atari 2600
    One of Atari’s more famous games. We take a look at the well‑received 2600 version.

    1.2 Quantum — Arcade
    A hidden gem I discovered through the Atari 50 compilation.

    1.3 Food Fight — Atari 7800
    Because the 7800 version is my favourite take on this classic.

    1.4 Adventure — Atari 2600
    Before Zelda, before The Witcher, we had Adventure. The bare‑bones foundations of the RPG genre have been here since 1980.

    1.5 Tempest 2000 — Atari Jaguar
    We’re with the Jaguar for the final two games. This one was arguably the system’s best first‑party title.

    1.6 Cybermorph — Atari Jaguar
    “Where did you learn to fly?” A technical showcase for the Jaguar — but is it much more?